Tuesday, 23 March 2010

BEWARE OF TERRORIST GROUPS IN CHURCH

On a serious note, please consider signing the following petition.

On a less serious note, I recently received this cheesy, but poignant article in a recent email:

Latest news reports are that six terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, Bin Gosipin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifa Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a seventh group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin going!)

The following poster is also thought provoking...

2 comments:

Matt Blick said...

profound cheese.

BTW - the petition is in German?!@+!

Richard Walker said...

No German for me! Weird. Thanks for dropping by Matt...

:-)